• Krystal Ford

Hocus Pocus



If the movie Hocus Pocus was made in 2020:


  • Get in witches, we're going to Costco for toilet paper


  • How to protect thyself from witches: a face mask and hand sanitizer are the new salt circle.


  • Thackery Binx is turned into a CDC doctor instead of a talking black cat


  • The black flame candle is made out of homemade hand sanitizer, and lit by a bunch of college students who didn't stay 6ft apart


  • The witches can't find the children because they're all wearing masks


  • The spell book is a book of Covid treatments that no one can use but "the witches"


  • "It's all just a bunch of hoax pocus"


Okay not quite the sequel we all want... Which leads me to my next Hocus Pocus idea... Hocus Pocus Drinking Game. Yesss witch, grab your broom and a cocktail, because your favorite Halloween movie from when you were a kid is about to get spooky fun.




For our Hocus Pocus drinking game, I had my boyfriend pick up all the witchy ingredients needed to concoct a spellbinding brew: Apple Cider Moscow Mules. If that doesn't get your basic britches stirring for some #HocusPocus fun I don't know what will.


Here's how to make these witchy mules:

  • Caramel vodka

  • Ginger beer

  • Apple slices, cinnamon sticks

  • Apple cider

  • Ice


Mix vodka, cider, and ginger beer over ice in a copper mule mug. Garnish with apple slices and a cinnamon stick.



The Hocus Pocus Drinking Game rules:


I put together my own drinking game rules because I'm a lightweight mama, so usually I'm having a glass of wine after I get baby down for bed and then I'm ready for bed!

Cheers, witches!



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